The Shameful Tiki Room Toronto

Zombie

The classic Donn Beach recipe with multiple overproof rums and citrus — potent enough that the bar limits you to two, which is the right call

Mai Tai

Properly made with aged rum and orgeat rather than a premix shortcut — closer to the Trader Vic original than most bars attempt

Group Punch Bowl

Theatrical communal bowl for 2–4 people, served with long straws and enough rum to make the tiki decor feel earned

Painkiller

Pusser's rum with coconut, pineapple, and orange — creamy and deceptively easy-drinking given the alcohol content