The Burger's Priest

The Vatican

Off-menu double smash burger with toppings grilled between the patties — cheese melts into the beef and the onions caramelize, creating a unified, messy, brilliant bite

Double Cheeseburger

Two thin smash patties with a hard sear, American cheese, pickles, mustard, and ketchup on a pillowy potato bun — the benchmark version of a classic

Cheeseburger

Single patty, well-seared with a defined crust, clean and honest — the right order if you want to taste what the beef actually does

Fries

Thin-cut and salted, a functional side rather than a destination — fine for the meal, unlikely to be the reason you came back